"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
I’m so glad they still have this show on teennick.
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
tbh I’m really sick of tumblr’s attitude of “i’m more oppressed than you so I’m going to be an asshole to you and you’re not allowed to get upset about it”
I like how Mother Gothel finds a bar with sounds of men singing echoing from it and she’s all like
yep rapunzel is definitely here