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potterheadwholock14:

Karen is so pretty I wish I looked more like her x

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

sammisteele:

gayngelofthelord:

heartsnbruises:

BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS

are you sure they’re not

…jumpers?

OH DEAR GODS

greed:

so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and

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captain america 2: everyone is a cute frickin dweeb help

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

  • Stiles: so....do you like baseball?
  • Derek: ...Stiles, I'm kind of drowning here
  • Stiles: yeah, right. totally.
  • Stiles: ...
  • Stiles: but do you like the mets?
  •   ...
  • Stiles: marvel or dc?
  • Derek: what does that— there is a kanima RIGHT THERE
  • Stiles: do u like batman?
  • Derek: I don't—
  • Stiles: it's a simple question. everyone knows if they like batman or not
  • Derek: ...
  • Stiles: i mean, you have a lot in common—
  • Derek: YES I like batman
  • Stiles: me too
  •   ...
  • Stiles: okay, cage match between chuck norris and a honeybadger: who wins?
  • Derek: that's really stupid. i'm not going to answer that
  • Stiles: fine. but I think we both know who would win
  •   ...
  • Stiles: I Spy with my little eye...something...GREEN!
  • Derek: ...
  • Derek: is it the kanima?
  • Stiles: look at that! you're really good at this game!
  • Derek: i'll show you something i'm really good at...
  • Stiles: okay okay I Spy with my little eye....something blue!
  • Derek: howabout your face after i strangle you
  • Stiles: close, but actually, it was the water, so...not really that close actually. and that's pretty hurtful since I'm the guy making sure it's not you who's the blue one. in case you forgot about that
  • Derek: i'm not playing this game anymore
  •   ...
  • Stiles: okay would you rather...lick jackson's foot or french kiss scott?
  • Derek: i would rather drown than keep listening to you
  • Stiles: fine. you come up with something to do. I'm all for singalongs, just throwing that out there
  • Derek: this isn't a road trip, stiles
  • Stiles: well, i've never been on one, so i wouldn't know
  • Derek: you're lucky, then. they suck. getting stuck in the back seat next to your evil big sister all day is terrible
  • Stiles: ...yeah? that bad?
  • Derek: no. it was actually pretty okay
  •   ...
  •   ...
  • Stiles: so i think that if we survive this, you should let me drive your car as a reward
  • Derek: i would sooner drown than let you get behind the wheel of my car
  • Stiles: but if you're dead, you won't be able to stop me
  • Derek: I would come back to haunt you forever
  • Stiles: forever and ever? you promise?
  • Derek: shut up
  •   ...
  • Stiles: you know, I could have been getting a thank you kiss from Lydia right now for being her knight in shining armor
  • Derek: poor you
  • Stiles: shut up. you're the damsel in distress here. you should be thanking me
  • Derek: ...
  • Derek: I'm not going to kiss you
  • Stiles: I never said you should! you're the only one who went there
  • Derek: I wish you were the little mermaid
  • Stiles: why? so i could swim better?
  • Derek: no. so you couldn't talk
  • Stiles: rude.

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

paigehardyyy:

Where Brendon Urie is me in any religious situation.

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY